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Patron Saints of Time Travel Candles From Echo Park Time Travel Mart

She should ask for a lifetime of free pizzas but I would hate knowing that pizzas for the rest of my life would suck.

Steve Martin hates us all.

Smartphones are the New Cigarettes

Bert the Turtle say Duck and Cover

At first glance I thought the joke was that Dan Marino had an elementary school.

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Wayne’s Weld … Wayne’s Weld … Joining Metals … Excellent!!!

Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #1858

World’s Largest El Caganer, 19-Foot Tall Defecating Giant in Barcelona

Hello Good Morning Internet: And thus BANKSY was born.